This list is the result of my discussion with my best friend, Sylvia who lives next door 🙂 A couple of nights ago, I went to her place. We talked about (too) many things until we stumbled upon this topic. What are major turn-offs for girls? Well, in our opinion they are:
1. Pink shirts. The pinker the nastier.
2. Sweater/vest a lot. To us there are only two acceptable reasons: you’re sick or you’re a waiter.
3. Sleeveless shirt outside the basketball court. Basketball players are hot and let them stay that way. In court only please.
4. Purse. I’ve seen one. All I wanted to do was swap his with mine.
5. Guys who pimp himself too much. Piercings are okay but I would say no to combination of these: piercings, cap, gold chain, tattoo, sunglass. Unless you want to impress me, in an atrocious way of course.
6. Sweet-smelling. Maybe you run out of perfume, but borrowing from your mom or sister is never a good idea.
7. Very tight pants (or worse, swimming pants). Ewwwww… I mean you surely want to give some breathing air to your ….(piiiip), right?
8. Shiny pointed heeled shoes. You may love the way they sound when you walk (and that makes us question your sanity even more). But they are soooooo yesterday… Gone were the days Onky Alexander dated Paramitha Rusady. You should move on dude!
9. Loose pants -so loose you barely need effort to take it off. I know it’s the look of today. But I can’t stop worrying about them dropping before my eyes. Errrrr…?
10. Potbelly. No offense guys, if you’re chubby please don’t emphasize that particular area, e.g. wear pants around your belly (unless you are a Jojon impersonator) or put belt under your belly (the first thing we see would be your ‘one big pack’ instead of your face).
11. Hairy chest. I know my mom fell in love with my dad partly because of his hairy chest. But I can assure you that this type of lady is nearly extinct today. Don’t believe me? Just ask your girlfriends how many of them are crazy about Bang Haji Rhoma Irama. Get back to me when you know one. I’ll happily take her to the nearest mental institution 😛 Just kidding.
12. Gigantic breasts. I never understand why guys spend so much money on gym training sessions just to come out with super muscular body with breasts the size of papayas. Yuck. Honey, do you mind breastfeeding our baby? 🙂
13. Smoke-smelling. Even girls who smoke won’t be excited about kissing a guy who just finishes his two-pack cigarettes.
Okay, it’s a wrap! Feel free to add more. And guys, your feedback please (or reasoning if you happen to be one of the forementioned). We’d love to hear from you 🙂